Anna Epsom Whore ❤️

About Auckland

So, whore—where do I start? It’s this old-ass word, right? Goes back to Old English, “hore,” meanin slut or somethin dirty—fuckin love that, how it’s stuck around, evolvin like some sneaky bastard. Used to piss me off, how folks throw it round like it’s nothin, callin any chick a whore just for breathin. But then—THEN—I dug deeper, found this wild story. Medieval times, yeah? Some nun got caught bangin a priest, labeled a whore, but she owned it—fuckin owned it! Wrote these steamy poems bout her “sin,” hid em in a convent wall. Found em centuries later—talk bout badass! Made me laugh, picturin her smirkin at the prudes.

jessica brown findlay

I am Stephanie, an 39 y/o professional independent whore from Epsom / New Zealand. I offer sexual services.

Back at the site, I’m ready to roll. I’m cutting wood, hammering nails, and feeling pretty good. Then, outta nowhere, the neighbor’s dog bolts through the fence. This little furball is zooming around like it’s on a sugar high. I’m dodging it like I’m in the Olympics. The owner’s yelling, “Baxter, come back!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m just trying to build a deck here!”

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