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I’m ready! Hiya, buddy! So, whore, huh? Whore’s like that sneaky jellyfish—stings ya when ya least expect it! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the word, tho, not some Bikini Bottom creep. It’s old, like, *ancient*—goes back to Old English “hore,” meanin’ dirty gal or somethin’. Crazy, right? Makes me think of *A Serious Man*—ya know, my fave flick—where Larry’s all “I haven’t done anything!” but life’s still dumpin’ crap on him. Whore’s that kinda chaos, just sneakin’ into language, messin’ with folks.

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I am Stephanie, an 39 y/o professional independent whore from Epsom / New Zealand. I offer sexual services.

Sippin’ my coffee, I can’t help but think about the day. Epsom’s got its quirks, for sure. The mix of old houses and new builds is wild. And the people? They’re a trip. You got the retirees on one side, and the young families on the other. It’s like a sitcom waiting to happen.

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