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About Hastings

But lordy, some things rile me up! Them high-falutin’ types judgin’ them gals—makes my blood boil hotter’n a skillet. I’d tell ‘em, “I wish you wouldn’t try to understand me,” like Ennis hollerin’ at Jack. Live and let live, y’all! Ain’t nobody perfect—heck, I can’t even spell “brothel” right half the time. B-r-o-t-h-e-l? B-r-o-f-e-l? Who cares, I’m typin’ fast, fingers shakin’ from too much coffee!

Monday, April 7

Kamasutra · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Dirtytalk · Prostate Massage · Intimate massage · Facesitting (give) · Anal Sex for extra charge · Tantric massage.

So, I’m rushing outta my flat on Taita Drive, trying to look somewhat presentable. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be great!” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I hop on the bus at the Cannons Creek stop, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I’m squished between this dude who smells like he just ran a marathon and a lady with a baby who’s wailing like it’s the end of the world.

Porirua to get more state housing