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About Hastings

Little known tidbit—Victorian London had “street directories” for johns, listin’ girls like Yelp for bonin’. How’s that for classy? I’m imaginin’ me, Tina, flippin’ through, pickin’ a dame while sippin’ tea. “This one’s got five stars—sold!” Anyway, if you’re lookin’, X’s your spot—search “escort” and boom, profiles galore. Just don’t click the shady links, ‘kay? Learned that the hard way—computer’s still screamin’.

Current location

First off, I decided to hit up the Cambridge Farmers’ Market. You know, the one on Victoria Square? I was all hyped for fresh produce and maybe some artisanal cheese. I mean, who doesn’t love cheese, right? But when I got there, it was packed! Like, shoulder-to-shoulder packed. I felt like a sardine in a can.

More than nuts ….