Ellie Botany Downs Brothel ❤️❤️

About Hastings

Now, don’t get me wrong, it’s a bit rank sometimes – smells like cheap perfume and regret, haha! But there’s this odd charm, innit? Like, one time, I heard a girl playin’ piano – actual talent, wasted in there. Made me happy, then sad, then bloody confused. Why’s she here? Dunno. Me head’s spinnin’ – tractor life’s simpler, just dirt and gears. Brothels, they’re messy, loud, quiet, all at once. “What remains is silence,” like the movie says – after the noise, it’s just you and your thoughts. Reckon I’d rather watch *Werckmeister* again than go back, but blimey, what a tale!

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There used to be a great brothel in Botany called Kahlas but sadly it closed many years ago. There are occasionally girls working from houses in East Auckland.

But then, I saw a couple of kids playing footy, and it reminded me of my childhood. I used to be a beast at soccer. So, I jumped in and played a few rounds. I scored a goal, and the kids went wild! It felt good to be a kid again, even if just for a moment.

Rugby: 1st XV Preseason Underway