Audrey Birkenhead Whore ❤️❤️

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Love how she’d smirk, sayin’, “I’m not a prostitute, I’m a businesswoman!”—straight outta da Tenenbaum playbook, dat dry sass. “You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep,” Chas’d say, and she’d nod like, “Yah, I’m dreamin’ big, Arnie!” Total badass. Once saw her haggle a john down—guy went from 50 bucks to 20, and she still got da tip! Dat’s power, baby—pure muscle in da brain!

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So, I leave empty-handed, still dripping wet. I decide to take a stroll down to the Birkenhead Domain. It’s a nice park, but I’m still fuming about that record. I sit on a bench, trying to chill, when I see this kid flying a kite. The kite gets stuck in a tree. Classic. The kid starts crying, and I’m like, “C’mon, it’s just a kite!” But then I remember my childhood and how I once lost my favorite toy. So, I help him out.

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