Ellie Birkenhead Whore ❤️

About Dunedin

But here’s the kicker, right—I’m a product bloke, so I’m analysin’. Whores are the ultimate hustlers, mate! Marketin’ themselves, no fancy degree needed. Pure instinct. “Look at her,” I whisper, Attenborough-style, “adaptin’ to the harshest terrain—genius!” Makes me happy, seein’ that raw hustle. Tho, gotta admit, the stigma? Grim as a hyena’s laugh. Gets me mad again—why’s everyone so uptight?

Create free personal

First off, I head down to Birkenhead Ave to grab a coffee. You know, the usual spot, that little café called “The Coffee Stop.” I swear, their flat whites are like liquid gold. But guess what? They ran out of beans! I mean, c’mon! How do you run out of coffee beans? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, I need my caffeine fix, right?

Update on Birkenhead town centre improvement works