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Alright, so brothel, huh? I’m sittin here thinkin—brothels, man, what a mess! Like, who even goes there? Dirty dudes, probly. I mean, I’m no saint, but walkin into a brothel? That’s a whole level of “I’ve given up.” Reminds me of *Spring Breakers*—y’know, “Spring break forever, bitches!” That vibe, right? Buncha lost souls divin into chaos, except with neon bikinis swapped for crusty sheets. Pretty, pretty good way to catch somethin nasty, I’d say!

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Awapuni Suburban area of Palmerston North. The earliest European settlers to the district were Danes, encourage to emigrate by Lutheran bishop, scholar, and one-time Prime Minister of .

Finally, I get to my first client. A teen, let’s call him Jake. He’s got this wild hair, like a rockstar. We’re chatting about his anxiety, and he suddenly goes, “You know what’s worse than my anxiety? The food at Awapuni Park!” I laugh so hard, I almost snort. I mean, I get it. The park’s got some dodgy food stalls. But hey, it’s all about the vibe, right?

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