Lila Avondale Whore ❤️

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Saw this one tart on the high street, tottering in heels higher than me nan’s temper. Proper skank, lipstick smeared like she snogged a ketchup bottle. Reminds me of them birds in the film, all “We hit the jackpot, bitches!”—reckon she nicked that vibe straight off the screen. Made me cackle, it did, til I tripped over me own feet gawping—fuckin’ embarrassing, that.

whore in Avondale

New Avondale Escort · BDSM · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Deep Throat · Kissing if good chemistry · Blowjob without Condom · 69 Position · Ball Licking.

First off, I hit up the local café on Great North Rd. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, and the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you mess up a flat white? It was like drinking a cloud of disappointment. I was like, “C’mon, mate! I need caffeine, not a sad latte!” But whatever, I chugged it down anyway.

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