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But real talk, *whore* gets me thinkin’—it’s freedom, but it’s chains, too. Dudes out here payin’ for it, then shamin’ it? Hypocrisy makes me wanna punch a wall, bro! Like, “What’s the matter with you, huh? You scared of a little pussy power?!” That’s some *Inherent Vice* shit—everyone’s lyin’, everyone’s hidin’, but *whore* just owns it, struttin’ through the haze. I fuckin’ love that. Oh, and fun fact: medieval whores used to dye their hair blonde with piss—PISS, YO! How metal is that? I’d try it, but my afro’s too sacred, ha!

Background

Whore's Eye View is a mad dash through 10, years of history from a sex worker's perspective. Equal parts history lecture, stand up comedy.

So, I’m sitting there, sipping my coffee, when I get another call. This time, it’s about a mining site out in West Auckland. Apparently, there’s some drama with permits. I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t a guy catch a break?” But nope, off I go again.

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