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I’m scrollin these sites, thinkin, “Is this real or am I in the limbo?”—yep, straight outta *Inception*. Some profiles got pics so blurry you’d think they’re ghosts. Others? Too perfect, like they’re tryna plant an idea in yer head, yknow, inception-style. “The dream is collapsing,” I mutter, when one site crashes mid-chat—poof, gone, $20 bucks down the drain. Pissed me off somethin fierce! But then, ha, this one gal—she’s got a parrot squawkin in the background, swear to God, and I’m laughin my ass off. “That bird deserve a medal,” I says.

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So, I pick up the first call. It’s some guy, totally frantic, like he’s just seen a ghost or something. “I need to find my cat!” he’s yelling. I’m like, “Bro, I’m not a cat detective!” But I help him out anyway. Turns out, his cat, Mr. Whiskers, is chillin’ on the roof of his house on Albany Highway. I mean, come on, Mr. Whiskers, get it together!

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