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I’m pissed tho—why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, screamin’, “You need me, your cause!” like Lancaster Dodd in *The Master*. I’d charge double, ‘cause I’m Cartman, bitches! Respect my authoritah! Some chick prolly tried to scam me once—offered a “discount”—and I’m like, “Screw you, I ain’t no charity case!” Made me happy tho, thinkin’ I could outsmart ‘em. Prolly could—my brain’s a freakin’ goldmine.

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FEDS RAID SUSPECTED BROTHEL A suspected suburban brothel in Albany was raided by Australian Border Force officers last week.

First off, I’m at the office on Don McKinnon Drive, and it’s already buzzing. I mean, I can’t even grab my coffee from the break room without someone yelling about a missed call. Like, dude, I just wanna sip my flat white in peace! But nooo, the phone’s ringing off the hook.

UWA 30-tonne M4 device lifted out of Albany Marina