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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s all slippery hands and dim lights, proper cheeky stuff. I’ve seen mortals get all flustered, like, “Oh, is this allowed?” Mate, it’s been round forever—Ancient Rome had these dodgy massage dens, senators gettin’ frisky with olive oil, swear down. Little known fact: them Greeks called it “kneading the soul,” ain’t that posh? Makes me smirk, thinkin’ bout some toga bloke moanin’ while I’m over here, burdened with glorious purpose, watchin’ em squirm.

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Then, I headed back down, feeling all inspired and stuff. I thought, “I’m gonna write the best story ever!” But as soon as I sat down at a café on Courtenay Place, my laptop decided to die. Just like that. I was like, “Are you kidding me?!” I could feel the rage bubbling up.

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