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Hola precious, so erotic-massage, huh? We hates it! Slippery hands all ova ya, nasty! Makes me twitchy, like when Pocahontas danced wild in “The New World”. That movie, oh man, my fave—freedom, love, chaos! Erotic-massage tho, it’s diffrent, sneaky-like. Some dude in Bangkok told me once—ancient kings got it, full-body rubdowns, secret oils n all. Supposed to “heal the spirit”, pfft, yeah right! We hates it! Too close, too squirmy— “The land is life,” Malick said, not some oily stranger’s mitts!

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