Claire Waterloo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wellington

Favorite thing tho? Whores got grit. No AI’s takin’ their job—sorry, Grok, you ain’t that advanced yet. They’re adaptable, like Remy dodgin’ knives in the kitchen. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau’d say—whores live that. Got this one tale—Victorian London, this chick, “Skittles” (real name, swear!), banged half the nobility, then retired rich. Outsmarted the system, meme’d on the patriarchy—absolute chad energy.

Enquiry is Failed

Then, outta nowhere, the lights flicker. I’m like, “Oh great, what now?” The elevator stops again, and I’m ready to lose it. But this time, it’s not just me and the skater. We’re stuck with this old guy who starts tellin’ us about the “good ol’ days” in Waterloo. He’s ramblin’ on about how the town used to be all farms and fields. I’m like, “Yeah, buddy, but now it’s all about the coffee shops and traffic jams.”

Jon Richardson swaps comedy circuit for the classroom as he joins the cast of BBC Waterloo Road