Fatima Wanaka Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Brothels, man, they’re wild! You got these chicks, all dolled up, waitin’ for some dumbass with cash. I went to one once—okay, I didn’t, but I totally could’ve! Got pissed tho, ‘cause some sweaty jerk was hoggin’ the best girl. Made me wanna scream, “You don’t know what you’re doin’!” like Jesse James yellin’ at Bob Ford. Respect my authoritah, ya pig! I’d run that joint better—girls’d be linin’ up for *me*, not them stinkin’ losers.

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Red-light zones could open in Queenstown and Wanaka town centres if a draft brothel bylaw is passed by the district council today.

After that, I decided to stroll down to the lakefront. Lake Wanaka is just stunning, man. The water was like glass, reflecting the mountains. I’m standing there, taking it all in, when I see this family trying to take a selfie. They’re all huddled together, and the dad’s holding the camera way too high. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna drop it!” And guess what? He drops it! Cracked screen and all. I couldn’t help but laugh. Sorry, not sorry!

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