Everly Upper Riccarton Sexual Massage ❤️

About Dunedin

So, lemme spill—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this ancient thing, like, thousands of years old—think Egypt, with oils and sweaty Pharaohs gettin’ frisky. I read somewhere—prolly on the web while eatin’ pork rinds—that these massages were secret rituals. Priests used ‘em to “connect with gods”—yeah, right, more like connectin’ with somethin’ else, heh! D’oh! Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout it—some dude in a toga, all oiled up, goin’, “Oh yeah, this is spiritual!”

Women’s Sensual Massage

Book a full body massage on Fresha in Riccarton and completely let go of all your aches, cares and tension. If you're like us and can be found scrolling on your phone past midnight on .

So, I keep wandering around, and I bump into an old mate from uni. We start chatting about the economy, of course. I mean, I’m an economist, so it’s kinda my thing. We’re standing there on the corner of Kilmarnock Rd, and he’s ranting about inflation. I’m nodding along, but inside, I’m thinking, “Dude, can we talk about something else? Like, I dunno, the weather?” But nah, we dive deep into the rabbit hole of economic theories. It’s like a never-ending loop of numbers and graphs. My brain’s about to explode!

Demolition looms for 105-year-old war memorial building