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So, I keep wandering around, and I bump into an old mate from uni. We start chatting about the economy, of course. I mean, I’m an economist, so it’s kinda my thing. We’re standing there on the corner of Kilmarnock Rd, and he’s ranting about inflation. I’m nodding along, but inside, I’m thinking, “Dude, can we talk about something else? Like, I dunno, the weather?” But nah, we dive deep into the rabbit hole of economic theories. It’s like a never-ending loop of numbers and graphs. My brain’s about to explode!

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