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Sometimes I wonder—why ain’t this more normal? Folks too uptight, scared to feel good. Pisses me off, honestly. Life’s short, y’all—get that rubdown! Me, I’d be all in, narratin’ my own damn session in my head: “And now, the hands descend…”—ha! Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but that’s the fun. Ain’t no shame in it—erotic-massage is art, chaos, and peace all mashed up. Like *Holy Motors*, it don’t make sense till you’re in it. So, yeah, that’s my take—wild, wise, and a lil’ sloppy, just how I like it.

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Our services provide a nude and erotic massage for man, woman and couples. A relaxing sensual treat for those wishing to add a little spice to their life.

First off, I hit up the local café on Stafford St. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I grab my coffee, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it on me. Like, c’mon! I’m trying to start my day here! I’m soaked, and she’s all “Sorry, mate!” I just laugh it off. I mean, it’s Timaru, right? Gotta roll with the punches.

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