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Heya, pal! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out there savin’ folks from drownin’, but lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild – erotic-massage! D’oh! I mean, who knew rubbin’ could get *that* steamy? Saw this chick once at the beach, gettin’ a “special” massage – not yer usual sunscreen rub, nah, this was *next level*. Hands slidin’ everywhere, all sensual-like, I was like, “Mmm… donuts.” Couldn’t look away, man!

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So, I’m walking down the main street, and I see this massive crowd at the Timaru Farmers’ Market. I’m like, “What’s poppin’?” Turns out, they’ve got live music and fresh produce. I’m vibing to some local band, and I can’t help but dance a little. I mean, who doesn’t love a good jam? But then, I trip over a potato sack. Yup, a potato sack. I’m on the ground, laughing, and people are staring. Classic me, right?

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