Abigail Te Atatu Peninsula Find A Prostitute ❤️

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I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

Te Atatu Peninsula, 0610

So, I set up my gear at the end of the Te Atatu Peninsula wharf. I’m all about that fish life, you know? I’m casting my line, and I’m feeling good. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my bait! Like, seriously? I’m standing there, mouth agape, just watching this feathered thief fly off with my shrimp. I’m yelling, “Hey! Get back here!” But it’s a seagull. It doesn’t care about my feelings.

38 Gloria Avenue, Te Atatu Peninsula, Waitakere City