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Sarcasm? Pfft, half these “masseuses” prob just want yer cash, not yer soul—ha! But when it’s good, mate, it’s like fire in yer bones, yesss, “my heart was full,” like that movie line, all mushy and hot. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—erotic-massage could wake a corpse, I swear!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Tongariro St. for my usual flat white. You know, the one with the barista who thinks he’s a latte artist? Yeah, that guy. He’s all about the foam art, but I just want caffeine, man! Anyway, I’m waiting, and this tourist walks in, all wide-eyed and lost. He’s like, “Where’s the lake?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s right there!” I point out the window, and he’s just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian. Classic Taupo moment, right?

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