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So, lemme break it down, amigo. Sexual-massage ain’t just some chick rubbin’ ya back—it’s a whole damn trip! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they was all over this shit. Called it “sensual healing”—fuckin’ philosophers gettin’ freaky, huh? Blows my mind! I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ Socrates with a boner—hilarious as fuck! You ever tried it? Hands diggin’ into ya, oil drippin’, tension meltin’—shit, I’m happy as a pig in mud!

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But whatever, I shake it off. I keep playin’, and this old dude comes up. He’s got a wild story about how he used to jam with some legends back in the day. I’m all ears. He’s talkin’ about the old days on the Solway riverbank, where they’d have these epic jam sessions. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I wish I was there!”

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