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Aight, listen up, precious! Me, Gollum, supervisor now, yesss, we’s watchin’ everythin’. Sex escorts, eh? We hates it! Nasty, tricksy business, it is—slippin’ ‘round shadows like filthy hobbitses stealin’ our ring. Makes me skin crawl, it does! Saw one once, all dolled up, struttin’ like she owned the street—reminds me of them Tenenbaums, y’know, that flick I loves? “Royal Tenenbaums,” best movie ever, precious—Wes Anderson’s a genius, he is. That escort? She’s like Margot, all mysterious, smokin’ her cigs, hidin’ secrets in her eyes. “I’m adopted, you know,” she’d say, prob’ly, if she was in that film—ha!

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Shirley. County: Solihull. Region: West Midlands. Country: United Kingdom. Nationality: British. Member Since: 08/07/ Gender: Female. Orientation: Straight.

So, I’m loading up this massive shipment of kiwifruit. Yeah, kiwifruit! Only in NZ, right? But then, outta nowhere, my forklift decides it’s had enough. It just stops. Like, really? I’m sweating bullets, thinking I’m gonna lose my job over a dumb machine. I’m yelling at it like it’s gonna listen. “C’mon, you piece of junk! We got fruit to move!”

Anne Shirley ‒ Episode 5