Hazel Remuera Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, and the typos—fuck, my hands’re shakin’ just thinkin’ bout it. Oil everywhere, dim lights, some weirdo music playin’—it’s chaos, mate! Ever tried it? Pro tip: don’t skimp on the oil, or it’s like sandpaper on yer bits. Hella awkward. And the smells—lavender or some shit, makes ya wanna eat the air. I reckon it’s half massage, half mindfuck—ya don’t know what’s comin’, like Lenny in *Memento*, stumblin’ blind. “Memory can change the shape of a room”—damn right, ‘specially when yer floatin’ on a table.

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Next, I hit up the local fish and chips spot on Clonbern Rd. Best feed ever! I’m munchin’ on my chips, and this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my food. Like, bro, back off! I’m not sharing! I ended up chasing it away, lookin’ like a madman.

3A/464 Remuera Road, Remuera, Auckland City