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So, erotic-massage—bit of a laugh, bit of a tease. Hands sliding about, oils everywhere, and I’m sat here signing to meself, “What’s this poncey nonsense?” Little known fact, right—back in the 80s, some geezer in Thailand got busted cos his “massage parlour” was just a front for a right naughty racket. True story! Coppers stormed in, found more than sore backs, I’ll tell ya. Makes me chuckle, that—imagine the cop’s face, “Oi, you ain’t kneading dough here, mate!”

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First off, I’m just getting settled when this fam rolls in. Like, a whole crew of them. Kids runnin’ wild, parents lookin’ frazzled. I’m talkin’ about the kind of chaos that makes you wanna pull your hair out. They’re all like, “Where’s the milk?!” and I’m like, “Dude, it’s right there in the fridge!” But they’re too busy arguing about which ice cream flavor to get. Classic, right?

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