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Me, I’d rather watch that flick again – “Listen, you’re no good at this!” – than pay some twat to knead me bits. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, docs used “massage” to “cure” women’s “hysteria”? Fuckin’ mental, right? Just vibrator prototypes, mate, true story! Makes me angry – all them posh gits pretendin’ it’s medicine. Nowadays, it’s all “tantric” this, “sensual” that – load of wank! Bet they’re chargin’ 50 quid for a rub that’s shite.

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But then, I get a text from my mate, Sam. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the train station.” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So I bolt outta the mall, and guess what? I take the wrong exit. I end up on the wrong side of the station. I’m standing there, looking like a lost tourist. I can see the train pulling away, and I’m like, “Noooo!”

Heading out on the roads? So are police.