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Oi, personal quirk—I’d kill for one after a shit day. Screamin’ at idiots all day, then bam—hands on me, slippin’ south, and I’m like, “Cheers, mate, you’ve saved me!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? It’s raw, it’s real—none of that prissy spa crap. So yeah, sexual-massage—fuckin’ brilliant, fuckin’ messy, just like life. “Pull yourself together!”—nah, let it unravel, you muppet!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Lyttelton Ave. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her soul, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free muffin. Sweet, right? But I’m still kinda salty about the coffee.

Guilty plea to million-dollar fraud from Porirua charity