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I got into it once, right? After a long haul, back achin’, muscles screamin’. This chick at a spa—swear she’s a wizard—starts rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “Whoa, happy little trees just popped up everywhere!” It’s legit therapy, but spicy—gets the blood pumpin’ without crossin’ lines, unless ya want it to, heh. Fun fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this shit daily—called it “energy work.” Ain’t that nuts? Royalty gettin’ oiled up while I’m here dodgin’ potholes.

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First off, I’m cruising down Ponsonby Rd, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling kinda good. I mean, who wouldn’t? Ponsonby’s got that vibe, ya know? Hip cafes, quirky shops, and all those fancy pants people strutting around. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of the roads here? I almost spilled my flat white all over my lap. Not cool, Ponsonby, not cool.

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