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Me? I’d never—Kim’d kill me, ha! But real talk, it’s fascinatin’. Power dynamics flip—masseuse runnin’ the show. Makes me happy seein’ women stackin’ paper, fuck yeah! Still, shady as hell—half these joints fronts for worse shit. Pisses me off—keep it clean, ya know?

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First off, I’m cruising down Ponsonby Rd, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling kinda good. I mean, who wouldn’t? Ponsonby’s got that vibe, ya know? Hip cafes, quirky shops, and all those fancy pants people strutting around. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of the roads here? I almost spilled my flat white all over my lap. Not cool, Ponsonby, not cool.

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