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Heya, pal! D’oh! Sexual-massage, huh? Man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, “Mmm… donuts,” but, ya know, with hands all oiled up! So, lemme tell ya, I got this buddy, Lenny, he swears by it. Says it’s all “relaxin’” and “deep tension relief.” Pfft, yeah right, tension? More like—woo-hoo!—secret thrills, amirite?

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So I finally park up near Richmond Rd. I’m thinking, “Alright, let’s get this audit done.” But as I’m walking, I see this cute little boutique. It’s called “The Fabric Store” or something. I can’t resist. I pop in, and OMG, the fabrics! I’m not even a sewing person, but I’m like, “I need this in my life!” I end up chatting with the owner, who’s super chill. She’s telling me about her latest collection, and I’m just nodding along, pretending I know what she’s on about.

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