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I tried it – once. This chick – masseuse. Hands like – BUTTER! Slidin’ – everywhere. I’m thinkin’ – wow. This ain’t no. Regular rubdown! Little known fact – dude. Ancient Rome – they had. These “massage parlors” – wink wink. Senators – gettin’ frisky! Slaves oiled up – crazy! History’s kinky – huh? Makes me laugh – senators. Prob’ly tipped bad – too!

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First off, I’m cruising down Ponsonby Rd, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling kinda good. I mean, who wouldn’t? Ponsonby’s got that vibe, ya know? Hip cafes, quirky shops, and all those fancy pants people strutting around. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of the roads here? I almost spilled my flat white all over my lap. Not cool, Ponsonby, not cool.

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