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So check this—erotic massage ain’t just some rubdown with fancy oils, nah. It’s old as hell, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, like 2700 BC, usin’ it to “balance the chi” or whatever. Little known fact? Them Taoist priests were freaky—thought it’d make ya live longer, get ya closer to the gods. Me? I’m like, “Bruh, sign me up!”—‘cept I ain’t tryna meet no gods, just tryna feel that zing, ya know? Makes me happy as a kid with a popsicle, ‘til I think ‘bout how some folks mess it up—sloppy hands, no rhythm, ugh, pisses me off! Like, dude, you’re killin’ the vibe, learn the craft!

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m starving. I hit up that fish and chips place on The Esplanade. Best in Petone, hands down. I order the usual – a scoop of chips and a piece of fish. While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing about something ridiculous. I mean, who fights over the last piece of kumara? But hey, love is weird, right?

Behind the scenes of the Ngāuranga to Petone shared path