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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sexual-massage, huh? What’s the deal with that? I mean, it’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s not just your shoulders—oh no, it’s EVERYWHERE, y’know? Pretty, pretty good, right? But then I’m like—wait a minute! Who’s decidin’ where this massage goes? Some stranger’s hands are just roamin’ free? That’s nuts! I’d be all neurotic, like, “Hey, pal, stick to the script!” Reminds me of that kid in *A.I.*, David, y’know? “I’m real! I’m special!”—except it’s me yellin’, “I’m not THAT relaxed, buddy!”

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So, I hit the streets around 9 am. First stop? The local café on Queenspark Drive. Best flat whites in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my coffee, feeling all fancy, when I see this dude trip over his own shoelaces. Like, c’mon bro, tie your shoes! Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just there, trying not to spill my drink. Classic Parklands moment, right?

Two injured following ‘large fight’ in Parklands overnight