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Anyway, I finally get my flat white, and I’m out the door. I decide to stroll down to the Owairaka Domain. Beautiful park, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a skateboard zooms past me. I swear, he almost took my arm off! I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But he just laughs and keeps going. Kids these days, man.

Owairaka parkrun-Event #113 8th July 2023