Ivy Ngaio Whore ❤️❤️

About Auckland

Like, picture this - spring hits, and whore’s out there, fresh, bold, struttin’ like “lust is not a sin,” like that monk kid in the movie before he screws up. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s all chill vibes, flowers bloomin’, skirts hiked up - bam! Makes me happy, seein’ that confidence. But then summer rolls in, and whoo, it’s hot, sweaty, messy - whore’s grindin’, workin’ it, takin’ no crap. Reminds me of that scene where the dude’s all “everything is fleeting,” but whore? She’s like, “nah, I’m here, deal with it.” Gets me pumped, y’know?

Humiliating Need

In I co-devised and performed in “Stickybeak” which won “Best in Comedy” in the Melbourne Fringe Festival. I also performed in “Butoh Bar – Out of Order” as part of ButohOut! I am .

Finally, I get back to the office, and it’s chaos. Everyone’s running around, and I’m just trying to catch my breath. I’m like, “What happened while I was gone?” Turns out, there was a mix-up with the community project funding. I’m fuming again. I mean, how hard is it to keep track of a budget?

Home Brew - Ngaio Marsh Theatre, Christchurch - Sat, 13 April 2024