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So check it—hookin’ up online? It’s a jungle! Apps be swipin’ left-right, folks thirsty as hell. I seen this chick once, profile said “loves sharks”—thought she was dope, turns out she just meant dick! Ha! Got me laughin’ like, *“This is it, the end!”*—Lars von Trier vibes hittin’ hard. Sex-dating’s a trip—half the time you match with bots, other half it’s catfish central! Real talk, 1 in 5 profiles fake—stats don’t lie, fam!

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So, I’m strolling down the beach, soaking in the vibes. The waves are crashing, kids are building sandcastles, and I’m just vibing. Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my muffin! Like, what the heck, dude? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off with my breakfast. I’m yelling, “Hey! That was mine!” But it’s a seagull, so it doesn’t care. I’m left muffin-less and a bit salty.

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