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What else? Oh, they got rules inside! No stealin’, no fightin’—like, duh, why ya fightin’ in a love shack?! I’d be like, “Gimme a starfish hug instead!” Haha, Patrick’s rules better. Brothels sound fun but tricky, like tryna count jellyfish tentacles. You ever been? Nah, you’re too square, like SpongeBob! I’d go just to see if they got snacks—prolly not, tho. Bummer!

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But then, out of nowhere, I see this family of tourists trying to take a selfie with the mountains in the background. They’re all huddled together, and the dad’s holding the camera at the weirdest angle. I can’t help but chuckle. I mean, come on! It’s Mount Cook! Just point and shoot! I roll down my window and shout, “Hey, just aim for the peaks, not your feet!” They all turn and laugh, and for a second, I forget about my stress.

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