Lily Motueka Whore ❤️

About Tauranga

Little known fact—whores like Ruby, they got codes, man! Back in the ‘80s, cops busted this joint, right? Ruby’s mom—yep, she was in the game too—slipped a note to her crew under the table. Saved ‘em all from jail. Smart as hell! Makes me happy, y’know, seein’ that grit. But it pisses me off too—the system screws ‘em, taxes ‘em dry, while billionaires sip champagne on yachts. “Billionaires should not exist!” I yell it hoarse—Ruby nods, laughin’, “Preach, old man!”

Discover what makes us different

Motueka is a town in the Nelson Bays region of New Zealand's South Island that lies close to the Motueka River. Nearby beaches (such as Kaiteriteri Beach and Marahau) are very popular .

First off, I hit up High St for brekkie. You know, the usual—coffee and a pie. I swear, the pies here are like little pockets of heaven. I’m munching away, and this dude next to me spills his flat white all over the table. Like, bro, chill! It’s just coffee, not a crime scene. But hey, I laugh it off. Gotta love the chaos of a small town, right?

Back to the future, marae style