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Funny bit – some apps got “ghosting” down to an art. You’re chattin’, feelin’ saucy, then – poof – gone! Like that geezer in “Ten” who buggers off mid-row. Infuriating, but I laugh, cos what else ya gonna do? Oh, and the profiles – *crikey*! “Luvs Netflix n chill” – mate, who don’t? Be original, like me fave line from “Ten” – “You’re not a whore, you’re a woman!” – proper deep, that. Sex-dating’s full o’ posers, but dig past the muck, there’s gold.

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First off, I hit up High St for brekkie. You know, the usual—coffee and a pie. I swear, the pies here are like little pockets of heaven. I’m munching away, and this dude next to me spills his flat white all over the table. Like, bro, chill! It’s just coffee, not a crime scene. But hey, I laugh it off. Gotta love the chaos of a small town, right?

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