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What pisses me off? The hypocrites, man. Politicians bangin on bout morality, then slippin in the back door. Seen it meself—posh twat in a suit, stutterin when I caught him leavin. “You think this is secret?” I snarled, Bane vibes full on. “The dark sees all.” He bolted—fuckin coward. Happy bit? Some o’ them girls, they’re survivors, mate. Tougher than me, and I’m bloody Bane. One told me she’s savin for a flat—hustlin her way out. Respect, innit?

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But then, I see this guy trying to sell some weird-looking fruit. I’m like, “What even is that?” He’s all hyped up, saying it’s a superfood. I’m skeptical, but I buy one. It’s gross. Like, who eats this stuff? I’m regretting my life choices, but hey, at least I can say I tried it, right?

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