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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

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Then, I get a text from my mate, Sam. He’s like, “Let’s hit the pub later.” I’m down, but first, I gotta deal with some errands. So, I head over to the Meadowbank Mall. Ugh, the mall. It’s always packed. I’m dodging people like I’m in some sort of obstacle course. I finally find what I need – a birthday gift for my sister. She’s turning 30, and I’m like, “What do you even get a 30-year-old?” I settle on a fancy candle. Because, you know, nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a candle.

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