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Like, I’m milkin’ machines all day—clank, whirr, moo—borin’ as hell. Then bam, erotic-massage pops in my head—way hotter! Oils smellin’ like lavender or somethin’ sexy, hands kneadin’ knots out, but—ruh-roh!—also makin’ ya tingle. Got mad once, tho—buddy said it’s all “fake happy-endin’ crap.” Pissed me off! Ain’t fake if it feels good, ya dope!

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First off, I grab my coffee from that little café on Queen Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly awesome scones? Yeah, that place. I’m standing there, waiting for my flat white, and this dude in front of me orders, like, a 10-step coffee. I’m just trying to get my caffeine fix, man! I’m like, “Bro, it’s just coffee, not a science experiment.”

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