Ellie Levin Whore ❤️

About Tauranga

Lemme tell ya somethin’—I got mad respect for her hustle. Back in the day, like 1800s London, whores were EVERYWHERE, and get this—some made bank, like more than a factory grunt! Lola’s out here, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, she’s smarter than you!” She’s got this trick—keeps a tiny watch, my kinda thing, tickin’ away in her pocket. Why? ‘Cause time’s her cash, and she ain’t wastin’ it on losers. Little known fact: some old-school whores used clocks to cut off cheapskates—genius, right?

Productions abroad

This was last week, when I finally saw Hanoch Levin's The Whore From Ohio, which New Yiddish Rep has been playing in Hebrew and Yiddish.

So, I finally get my flat white from the café. Best coffee in town, no cap. I sit down, and boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “Yo, let’s hit the park!” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So, I chug my coffee and head over to the Levin Adventure Park.

Person hit by train in Levin