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But real talk—some folks fuck it up. Too rough, too fast, like they’re grindin’ corn, not lovin’ you. Pisses me off! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Slow down, asshole, this ain’t a race!” Favorite part? When they tease ya—light touches, then deep, like they’re playin’ me like a guitar. “We’re not groupies, we’re Band Aids,” Penny’d say—shit, I’d be a Band Aid for that masseuse, motherfucker! Funny thing—heard this dude once fell asleep durin’ one, snorin’ loud, ruined the mood—dumbass! I’d’a kicked his ass out the field!

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So, I roll up to the beach, right? It’s a sunny day, perfect for a swim. I’m thinkin’, “Sweet, today’s gonna be chill.” But nah, not in Kerikeri! First off, I’m on duty at the Kerikeri Inlet, and it’s packed. Like, people everywhere. Kids screamin’, parents yellin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool.

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