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Best bit? When they hit that spot – oof, fireworks! Like a perfect beef Wellington, juicy and bang-on. Worst? Some twat usin cheap oil – stinks like a fryer! Pro tip – warm the oil, dipshits, feels lush. Oh, and music – none of that whale noise crap! Low beats, keep it sexy. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck it – sexual-massage is art! Done right, it’s “quiet now, all is calm” from Saul, pure peace. Done shite? You’re a disgrace, you soggy lettuce! Now sod off, try it yourself!

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As the day goes on, I’m feelin’ a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. It’s like a soap opera out here! I see families settlin’ down for a picnic on the grass by the Kerikeri River. Kids are playin’, parents are chillin’. It’s a nice vibe, ya know?

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