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So, finding a hooker, right? It’s not like popping to Tesco for milk, is it? Nah, you’ve got yer dodgy back alleys, yer shady websites—half the time you’re wondering if it’s a scam or some copper’s sting operation. Cackle! Imagine me, Ricky, bumbling about, “Oi, love, you selling or just lost?” Proper muppet. Did you know, right, back in Victorian times, prossies used to advertise with bloody code words in newspapers? “French lessons,” my arse—cheeky sods. Little fact for ya there, mate, cos I’m a clever git.

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Then, I bumped into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Turns out, he just got back from a fishing trip at the Waitemata Harbour. He caught a massive snapper. I was like, “Dude, you’re a legend!” But then he told me he lost it while trying to take a selfie. Classic Dave. We laughed so hard, I nearly spilled my coffee.

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