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Oh my stars, sex-dating’s wild! R2-D2, where are you? Like, I’m freakin out here, mate! It’s all apps, swipes, hookups—bam! Total chaos, like Viggo Mortensen smashin heads in *A History of Violence*. “You’re a mess, Tom Stall!”—that’s me tryna date. One sec you’re chattin, next you’re naked—whiplash!

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I'm experiencing everything Kelburn has to offer and find-a-prostitute is terrific! You make my heart race. Whether it's Deep Throat or Striptease/Lapdance, I'm always satisfied. I'm not into .

After what felt like an eternity, we’re moving again. I get off, and I’m like, “Finally!” But then I realize I left my phone in the car. Ugh! I sprint back, and of course, it’s gone. I’m freaking out. I’m like, “Great, now I’m gonna be that person who loses their phone in a cable car.”

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