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So, I decide to stroll down to the Botanic Garden. You know, the one that’s got those epic views of the city? I’m walking along the paths, and it’s all good vibes. Then, I see this family having a picnic. They’ve got a whole spread—sandwiches, chips, the works. I’m like, “Man, I need to crash that party.” But I don’t. I just keep walking, feeling a bit jelly, ya know?

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