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But real talk, it ain’t all roses. Some dodgy geezer tried chargin’ me 50 quid for a “happy endin’,” and I’m like, “Bruv, I ain’t here for dat!” Pissed me right off—felt like Frank in da movie, hidin’ his true self. “I’m not like you,” he says—same vibe, I ain’t no perv, just want me back sorted! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’. Dis one time, I swear, her hands was like magic—had me floatin’, happier than a pig in shit. Surprised me, innit—didn’t expect to feel so chill.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the Katikati Bird Gardens. I mean, who doesn’t love a good bird? I’m there, just vibing, when I see this parrot. It’s squawking like it’s auditioning for a rock band. I’m cracking up. Like, “Dude, chill out!”

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